Tuesday, February 11, 2014

657. MAD MAX (1979)


Running Time: 93 minutes
Directed By: George Miller
Written By: James McCausland, George Miller
Main Cast: Mel Gibson, Joanne Samuel, Hugh Keays-Byrne, Steve Bisley, Tim Burns
Click here to view the trailer

...200 TO GO

Again, not gonna' harp on the fact that I've reached the major milestone of having only 200 movies left to watch from THE BOOK. I'll more than likely have comments in the opening paragraph of the TOP 20 list, which will probably come your way tomorrow, as those things are a bitch to write up. Anyway, "Mad Max" was on a "very long wait" from Netflix, so I turned to OnDemand, which had it available for $2.99. Did I get my money's worth? Read on...


The film is set in the near future (from 1979), where gangs rule the roads of Australia and it's up to the hard boiled officers of Main Force Patrol (MFP) to keep the order. The film kicks off with a brilliantly filmed car chase, which has it all: motorcycles going through campers, a game of chicken, an MFP officer getting his throat cut out with his own windshield and Mel Gibson in leather pants (not that that's my thing, but the ladies may want to take note). The car chase involves MFP and a psychotic killer known as Night Rider (not to be confused with David Hasselhoff's "Knight Rider"). The chase ends with Night Rider being blown to bits and Mel Gibson's Max looking upon the fiery remains. The death of the opening villain brings Night Rider's fellow gang members to town, where they plan to rape, pillage and plunder the town, in honor of their fallen friend. Their first target is Goose (not to be confused with Anthony Edwards' Goose of "Top Gun" fame), Max's partner, whom they run off the road and burn alive. Of course, this infuriates Max, but also scares him, prompting him to turn in his gun and badge and quite MFP. He's talked out of it though, by his commanding officer, who tells him to take some time off and go spend some time with his wife Jessie (Samuel) and his kid. So he does, but the trip leads them into the arms of Night Rider's gang, lead by The Toecutter (not to be confused with....actually, I don't know of any other people who cut toes, so carry on), who threatens the well being of Max's family.

SPOILER ALERT!


Dude, you cannot give me that amazing car chase during the opening fifteen minutes and then leave me with such a flat ending! What were they thinking? Okay, okay, I'm getting ahead of myself. To say the least, I loved the opening car chase. Come to think of it, I'm actually becoming more and more fascinated with car chases, which is why I can't wait to sink my teeth into "The French Connection" (which is coming VERY SOON...more on that later). I just love a well choreographed car chase and the one that opens "Mad Max" is pretty freaking well done. It's one of those scenes that will turn a pinky raised film buff into a "awesome" and "cool" spouting fan boy. So, of course, that opening scene got me ready for a "cool" movie and what did I get? Well, that was the high point of the whole film, unfortunately. Now, I don't wanna' bash the rest of the movie, because truth be told, I did enjoy it quite a bit. I'm just saying (again), YOU CANNOT GIVE ME THAT MUCH AWESOME AND THEN LEAVE ME HANGING FOR ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF!

In all seriousness though, this is a pretty gritty, pretty cool little flick and the particulars on it are fascinating. It only cost $400,000 to make, but ended up earning well over a million smackers, making it one of the most profitable movies in history. THE BOOK also notes that director and co-writer George Miller actually crashed one of his own cars while making "Mad Max" which can only be called total dedication to one's art. You get to watch a young Mel Gibson his fourth and breakout film role, but really the acting coups go to the villains, who shined. Hugh Keays-Byrne as Toecutter was brilliant and the type of bad guy that sends shivers down the spine. I also have to mention the beautiful Joanne Samuel, who was perfect as the wife in peril and that scene where she played the saxophone in an oversized night shirt, that barely covered her bottom, was super sexy!


It's funny, both THE BOOK and the description OnDemand call this a movie about a guy who gets revenge on a motorcycle gang for killing his wife and kid. But, guess what? Max's wife and kid aren't killed until the end of the movie and by the time they perish, there's only about eighteen minutes of film time left. What I'm getting at is, I think this movie would be better if they'd killed the wife & kid earlier and let the last half of the film be Max's hunt for the members of the gang. Of course, that would mean a lot less Joanne Samuel, so maybe my idea is rubbish.

See, this is the kind of near future movie I can get into: a motorcycle gang and a merciless police force, not a man falling in love with his cell phone.

RATING: 7/10  One last movie to consider for the TOP 20, which I'll be putting together a little later today. Like I said, I'll be back (probably) tomorrow with the presentation of my newest TOP 20 and we'll go from there.

MOVIES WATCHED: 801
MOVIES LEFT TO WATCH: 200

February 11, 2014  1:30pm

767. HOUSEKEEPING (1987)


Running Time: 116 minutes
Directed By: Bill Forsyth
Written By: Bill Forsyth, from novel by Marilynne Robinson
Main Cast: Christine Lahti, Sara Walker, Andrea Burchill, Anne Pitoniak, Barbara Reese
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800 DOWN...

All I'm gonna' say right now is, I can't believe I've watched 800 of these movies! I won't harp on it though, because I don't want to take away from the business at hand, which is "Housekeeping".


The story of "Housekeeping" is told via narration from one of the main characters, Ruthie (Walker), who, along with her sister Lucille (Burchill), are taken by their mother upon the film's opening to visit their grandmother. At this time, the girls are still quite young and once dropped off, the mother tells the girls to await their grandmother's return, while she goes to "do something" in the car. What proceeds is the mother driving the car off a cliff and the short vacation to grandma's turning into a permanent stay, as grandma unofficially adopts the girls. The girls grow up hearing stories about the grandfather, whom they never met since he died in a train accident and of his love for the mountains, due to the fact that he grew up on flat lands. With their grandma, the girls grow up in a home built by their deceased grandpa, in the town of Fingerbone, in Washington state. Later, once the girls are a little more grown, grandma passes away too, leaving the girls double orphaned (their father is still alive, although they've never met him). The house and all of grandma's things are left to the girls, but since they're still fairly young, their great aunt comes to Fingerbone to live with them and watch after them. The great aunt hates Fingerbone and when the girls' aunt, Sylvie (Lahti) comes to visit, the great aunt sees it as a great opportunity to go back to her own home and let Sylvie be the new guardian. The girls love Sylvie, at first. Despite the fact that she marches to the tune of her own drummer (to say the least - she's a bit cuckoo), they get a kick out of her and bask in all the stories she tells them, of their mother and grandparents. After a while, Lucille becomes fed up with Sylvie's eccentricities and decides to distance herself from both Sylvie and Ruthie, who loves Sylvie.

SPOILER ALERT!


I don't usually say this, but I have a feeling that this is a case where the book is better than the movie. I have to say I adored the narration and I got the feeling that the actor was reading excepts directly from the novel, because it was just too eloquent and wordy to be written by a screenwriter. However, this one didn't really go anywhere did it? Like the Sylvie character, this entire film sort of marched to the beat of it's own drummer and left me with a "that's it?" feeling. Why was Sylvie so "out there"? Was she ill? Was I supposed to be seeing resemblance between the relationships of Ruthie & Lucille and Sylvie & her sister? I just got a strong "meh" feeling from this picture, while at the same time never hating it or dreading the remaining minutes. I couldn't help but continually try to figure something out, while at the same time not knowing if there even was something to figure out. I did enjoy the score, which seemed to hint that SOMETHING was going to come and make everything make sense, but that SOMETHING never came, even leaving us with an ambiguous ending. I will say, I did like the film's fairy tale like anecdotes, such as the flowers in the dictionary and the flooded house scene. Moments like this made me think that this movie was taking place on an entirely different plane of existence, which isn't a bad thing.


And what about that ending? So we're to believe that Sylvie and Ruthie make their way to freedom and live crazily ever after, in a world all their own? I'm sorry, but that ending just doesn't do it for me. I don't know. Like I said, I never hated the movie and actually found myself enjoying it for the most part. However, it was, sort of, a nothing happening movie and it seemed like there was some information that we weren't getting. Like I said, I have a feeling the novel clears up a lot of the unanswered questions and head scratching moments. For now, call it a fairly decent time at the movies and that's that. It's worth noting that this was booted from the newest edition of THE BOOK, in favor of Forsyth's "Local Hero". Haven't seen "Local Hero", but can't say I'm too upset about the exclusion of "Housekeeping".

RATING: 6.5/10  See, I DID like it, it was just missing that SOMETHING to send it into "must see" territory.

MOVIES WATCHED: 800
MOVIES LEFT TO WATCH: 201

February 11, 2014  1:33am

Monday, February 10, 2014

405. Flaming Creatures (1963)


Running Time: 42 minutes
Directed By: Jack Smith
Main Cast: Joel Markman, Mario Montez, Sheila Black, Arnold Rockwood, Judith Malina

FILTH!

If I wanted to reach my goal of finishing up this 100 tomorrow, then I needed something short to knock out after work today, which is where "Flaming Creatures" came in handy. I believe this is the last really short movie from THE BOOK, as I've used up the rest of them. Anyway, let's talk about this train wreck and get it over with.


There is no plot. Apparently Jack Smith just set up his camera, called up a few of his friends and let them express themselves, primarily their perversions. The film's opening segment plays like a lipstick advertisement, as a man (who sounds like he's talking in an empty warehouse - lots of echo) sells us on a new indelible lipstick, while we watch various people (men & women) apply it. It's pretty pointless, but you'd have to see it for yourself, because to simply read from THE BOOK, you'd think it was Bergman filming human suffering. Seriously, THE BOOK just gushes about this movie and it's borderline ridiculous how hard they try to sell this as a "must see". Anyway, from there we get a simulated rape, which turns into a simulated orgy, as a group of cross dressing men sexually assault a woman (Black). That takes us to about the twenty-five minute mark and from there, the rest is just hoopla and nonsense.


This is kind of a "pee on my leg and tell me it's raining" type of situation. I can't stress enough how embellished the write-up in THE BOOK is. It's as if Jack Smith himself actually wrote it. I'd say for about 90% of the movies in THE BOOK that I didn't like, I can still say, "Yeah, I didn't like it, but I get it". I get "Casablanca", I get "Satantango", I even get "The Mad Masters", but it's stuff like this that really makes me scratch me head and say, "what were they thinking?". It's far from boring and I really didn't have a problem watching the clock with this one, but I still just can't condone this movie. It's just a series of nonsense and really, it's pretty filthy too - for the sake of being filthy and no other reason.

RATING: 1.5/10  That's that. I can't go '1', because there was some interest there. However, anything higher than a '2' and I'd really feel like I was condoning this garbage.

MOVIES WATCHED: 799
MOVIES LEFT TO WATCH: 202

February 10, 2014  6:47pm

771. Hong Gao liang/Red Sorghum (1987)


Running Time: 91 minutes
Directed By: Zhang Yimou
Written By: Jianyu Chen, Wei Zhu, from the books Red Sorghum and Sorghum Wine by Yan Mo
Main Cast: Gong Li, Jiang Wen, Ji Chunhua, Teng Rujun

RED CHINA

Now you KNOW I'm putting in overtime, as their hasn't been a post made past midnight in a long time. It used to be the norm, but recently my eyelids start getting pretty heavy around eleven-ish and thus, I usually only have energy for watching the movie. Anyway, I'm looking to finish up the current season on Tuesday, which means I need to knock these final four out. Let's get on to "Red Sorghum", shall we?


The film is set in the late 20s/early 30s, in China and is told, via narration, by the grandchild of the main characters. Speaking of the main characters, the film starts out with a younger version of the narrator's grandma (Li) being escorted, via sedan, to be married to a rich distillery owner, who is also a leper. Along the way, one of the sedan carriers tries to strike up conversation with the woman, but to no avail. Along the way, the sedan passes through a field of sorghum and eventually makes it to the destination. Three days after her wedding, custom dictates that the woman return home to visit her father. When she does, the two quarrel and she leaves. However, while she's away visiting, her husband - the distillery owner - is murdered. Many believe that it is the sedan carrier, who we know via the narration is the narrator's grandfather, may have had something to do with the leper's death. With her husband now dead, the woman allows herself to be "taken" by the sedan carrier, but following their rendezvous, the woman returns to the distillery, where she tells her workers that she'll pick up the reigns of the operation and keep the business running. They shut down for three days, in order to get prepared and then re-open. The sedan carrier continues to come around, but the woman, at first, wants nothing to do with him, considering he's a lush. Later, the story takes a turn, when the invading Japanese are introduced.


Wow, what a HUGE disappointment! After watching "Raise the Red Lantern", I was really looking forward to seeing this, only to have my high hopes dashed not far into the movie. I'm not sure how one film can have such a great story, filled with revenge, betrayal, heartbreak, intrigue and drama ("Raise the Red Lantern") and another can be filled with such a pointless story, that seemingly goes nowhere and is quite boring, even at only ninety minutes ("Red Sorghum"). I haven't witnessed a director embrace both sides of the spectrum this drastically in quite sometime. Anyway, this was just not good. I wanted to like it, but I don't think my hopes were so high that it impacted my enjoyment. The entire film is LITERALLY, girl gets married, girl's husband dies, girl owns a distillery, girl has affair with sedan carrier, they have a kid, the Japanese invade, the end. That's it! Granted, there were times near the end when I was fighting to keep my eyelids raised, but had the film been the slightest bit interesting to me, I wouldn't have had to do that. I'm not used to staying up quite this late, but even if I'd been 100% refreshed, I just know I wouldn't have been able to settle into this one. It just wasn't that good and a huge disappointment considering how much I loved "Raise the Red Lantern". On another note though, how beautiful is Gong Li? I really need to seek out and watch more of her catalog, as she is breath taking and not a bad actress to boot.


RATING: 2.5/10  Allow me to keep it short tonight as my desk literally sits right next to my bed and I can't resist it calling my name any longer. This was the pits and I was hoping Zhang Yimou would turn into a new director to keep an eye on. Oh well...

MOVIES WATCHED: 798
MOVIES LEFT TO WATCH: 203

February 10, 2014  12:34am

Sunday, February 9, 2014

January 2014 Recap

We're nine days into February, meaning the 'Recap' is late. Let's not waste anymore time...

1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die - As seen in January 2014
1) No Fear, No Die (1990 - Claire Denis) 5.5/10 - Nothing memorable here and honestly, they should've ousted it with the "Life of Pi" edition.
2) Jacob's Ladder (1990 - Adrian Lyne) 6/10 - One they did oust in the "Life of Pi" edition and I can't say I'm sad to see it go.
3) The Asthenic Syndrome (1989 - Kira Muratova) 1/10 - Garbage, plain & simple.
4) Archangel (1990 - Guy Maddin) 5/10 - Unique enough to be included here, but it's magical qualities were lost on me. I appreciated it, but didn't enjoy it.
5) Drowning by Numbers (1988 - Peter Greenaway) 7.5/10 - On one hand, I'd REALLY like to get it a "Ten Worth Mentioning" spot. But, on the other hand, "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and her Lover" was the superior Greenaway and it didn't get a "Ten Worth Mentioning" spot...I'm torn.
6) Dirty Harry (1971 - Don Siegel) 7.5/10 - Another one that deserves SOMETHING on the TOP 20 list.
7) The Great Escape (1963 - John Sturges) 8/10 - Would love to see this one nab a TOP 20 spot. Hopefully I can fit it in.
8) Amadeus (1984 - Milos Forman) 5/10 - Not for me...that's that.
9) Ride Lonesome (1959 - Budd Boetticher) 3.5/10 - Forgettable
10) Prizzi's Honor (1985 - John Huston) 7/10 - It COULD get a "Ten Worth Mentioning" spot, but it will be close.
11) A Tale of Wind (1988 - Joris Ivens) 2.5/10
12) Bad Day at Black Rock (1955 - John Sturges) 6.5/10 - This was a great western/noir, but I'm not sure it has enough 'oomph' to even get a "Ten Worth Mentioning" spot.
13) Sherman's March (1986 - Ross McElwee) 8/10 - Still surprised at how much I liked this. Really great doc.

NON-1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die - As seen in January 2014
1) Before Sunrise (1995 - Richard Linklater) 7.5/10I've been wanting to watch "Before Midnight", but didn't want to watch it without rewatching it's two predecessors: "Before Sunrise" and "Before Sunset", both starring Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy, released about ten years apart. The first movie tells of Jesse (Hawke), an American traveling in Europe and Celine (Delpy), a French woman returning home from visiting her grandmother, meeting on a train and striking up a conversation, on their way to Vienna. Jesse will be getting off the train, Celine will not. However, with a little convincing and a lot of charm, Jesse manages to coax Celine into accompanying him into Vienna, where he has to wait until the next morning to catch a train back to the United States. From there they spend the rest of the afternoon and night walking around the beautiful city and talking.


I really like this movie and I have ever since I saw it, many years ago. It's funny because I'm pretty sure I watched "Before Sunrise" in preparation for watching "Before Sunset", back when that movie came out and now, here I am watching the two of them in preparation for the third. The thing that really, for some reason, fascinates me about this film is the reactions and mannerisms of the two main characters and really just the way the characters present themselves in general. Notice how Jesse is always quick to talk, he's almost talking to fast and whenever Celine is saying something, it always looks like Jesse is ready with a loaded comment and waiting for his turn to talk again. He also acts very immature at times and cynical, not wanting to be bested by anything or anyone, including a poet in the park whom he assumes "didn't really write the poem" or a palm reader at a little cafe. Like any man would be, he's always more than willing to participate in physical interaction, while Delpy's Celine reserves the kissing for times when she feels the mood is right and for the most part is more content to just talk, share ideas and theories about love, spirituality and other intellectual topics. There were times when I couldn't decide whether or not I loved Ethan Hawke in this or loathed him. At times, he seemed to be giving the most genuine performance I'd ever seen and at other times he just didn't cut it for me. On the other hand, Delpy was a pro at all times, impressing me immensely and urging me to see more of her roles. All in all the film is right up my alley, due to the fact that it's light on action and heavy on dialogue, which I'm a sucker for. Also, it's one of those that all takes place in a short period of time and I'm a sucker for that too. Highly recommended, but still deciding whether or not it's good enough to make my grand 1000 list.


2) Before Sunrise (2004 - Richard Linklater) 8.5/10Now here you have a movie that is almost an anomaly: a sequel that is better than the original. Perhaps it's because everyone, including director Linklater, are just ten years older, thus a little more wiser and a little more mature. Hawke is much better here, crisper and more genuine with his reactions, showing that he's obviously matured in ten years. Delpy is still great and I'd go so far as to say even better than she was in "Sunrise".

This one takes place ten years later (duh) and sees Jesse returning to Europe, by way of Paris, to promote a book he recently wrote, which just happens to be about the encounter from the first film. Since Celine lives in Paris and word of an author coming to town gets around, she hears about Jesse's arrival and goes to see him. This time they only have until sunset to catch up, as once again Jesse must catch a plane back to the U.S. that evening.

Again, you really get a sense of the different reactions of man and woman. Notice how Jesse is always quick to turn the conversation toward sex or the like. You just know that what Jesse really wants is to take Celine somewhere and end this encounter the same way they ended the first one. Also, like an adult, Jesse is more apt to listen to Celine and honestly I'd say she controls the brunt of the conversation, as she's always quick to sway the man back to intellectual talk and downplay the sexual nature of their first meeting. One particular reaction that I LOVED was Celine's face after saying to Jesse "how do you feel about the word 'pussy'?". Watch that girl's face after she says that, it looks like she could die of embarrassment. We have to remember that there IS still a level of awkwardness between the two, as they really are just a little more than strangers. They met once ten years ago, so they're still very formal with one another, for the most part. This one also was better in that it had a little more story and it wasn't just talking for the sake of talking. Most times, especially in the second half, they're talking about their lives now and not just random topics like reincarnation, fate, love and the like. The ending is ambiguous, sweet and almost perfect, as we end on a dancing, playful Celine in her apartment, reminding Jesse one last time that he's going to "miss that plane" and him replying with a simple "I know". Definitely better than "Sunrise" and one that I'm seriously contemplating about adding to my 1,000 list.


3) Before Midnight (2013 - Richard Linklater) 8/10Now we come to the third installment in the trilogy and can I just say that I hope Linklater, Hawke and Delpy aren't done with these characters. I hope I'm not alone in thinking this, but I would love to see a revisit to these characters every ten years or so. Kind of like a fictional version of the 7-Up series. In "Before Midnight" Jesse and Celine are now in their early forties and living together. We meet up with them as Jesse sends his son back to the U.S. on a plane, to continue living with his mother and the couple we met twenty years ago wrap up their vacation in Greece. The two are now parents to twin girls, however they're not married. While on vacation with one of Jesse's colleagues, a friend takes the liberty of paying for them a hotel, where he plans for them to have a nice night together, free of the kids. At the hotel, the two get into a heated fight, which consumes the second act of the film.

It started out slow, I won't lie. I was fine with the little prologue with Jesse putting his son on a plane and I even loved the back and forth with Celine and Jesse in the car. However, once we added more characters...well, I wasn't into that idea. I just wanted the same thing we got in the two previous films: Jesse, Celine and lots of dialogue. But, no worries, because we eventually got to that and I liked how this time around it wasn't the sweet nothings and one trying to win the other over, but rather it was a fight and a heated one. I couldn't help but be reminded of Bergman's "Scenes from a Marriage". This fight between two characters that we've come to love, was like being in a room and watching two friends have it out: both awkward and heartbreaking. I can tell you I think when Celine told Jesse, "I don't think I love you anymore", I think my heart broke right along with his. It was brilliant acting by both participants and anything bad I've ever said about Ethan Hawke needs to be revoked. Perhaps it's his other film choices and not his execution that's the problem. Delpy is always magnificent and this time around is no different, clearly the superior actor of the couple, although again, I'm not taking jabs at Hawke.

Tell me, whose side were you on in the fight? Both my wife and I seemed to side with Jesse and it shows how much these characters have changed. This Celine seemed to be more hostile and cynical, almost like the twenty-three year old Jesse. It's again an exploration into these characters actions, reactions, mannerisms and how they interact with one another. Notice how before I noted how embarrassment seemed to be a part of some of their reactions, while in "Midnight" that was all gone and these were two people who have obviously been with one another for a while and are totally comfortable with one another. I love how in-depth these characters are and how their simplest reactions can be studied.

I have to say I was always the pessimist who was of the opinion that Jesse caught that plane and went home at the end of "Before Sunset", so to see them now, basically married (for all intents and purposes) was a little disheartening, but only a minor nitpicking, as they managed to still make it similar to the other two movies, in that it was still very much about communication between the two. The first was uniting, the second was reuniting and this one was reexamining after ten years of being together and airing grievances that lovers may hold back, due to not wanting to hurt the other. My other nitpicky thing is that the title really doesn't mean anything does it? We know that in "Before Sunrise" the two have until morning together and then their time is done. In "Before Sunset" they have until nightfall and then Jesse much catch a plane again. What is the significance of the midnight hour in the third film? Nothing really.

So what's next? Well, I think we come back in nine years, when the two are fifty. Let's say they went back to the hotel, after they made up at the river front, at the end of "Midnight" and they get into it again. Or hell, maybe they get back to Paris and things fall apart again and ultimately, they break up. When their fifty, they meet again at the twins' graduation and end up talking and maybe falling in love again, because they're still single, because they can't seem to find the right match. Yeah, I think that'd totally work. Come on Linklater, let's make this happen.

All in all though, I just love this trilogy and it's one of the rare times where the original is the most inferior of the three. I think it gets better with retrospect, because you realize it's a perfect foundation, but really that's all it is is a foundation and it's the other two movies that provide the real meat & potatoes.


4) Rust and Bone (2012 - Jacques Audiard) 7/10Solid film all around, but ultimately, I think I expected just a little bit more. This film resembled something that would be made in the U.S. and I think, maybe, I expected a little more from the French. I mean, seriously, what was the deal with playing Katy Perry's "Firework" on two different occasions? Was that really necessary? Anyway, I don't mean to short change this film or anything. It had dynamite performances and I think every year Marion Cotillard does just a little bit more to cement herself as one of the greatest living actresses. She's had better performances ("La vie en rose"), but this was great. The film also had some nice character development and a solid, easy to follow story. Great movie for people who may be just getting into foreign films. I know there are people out there who don't like reading their films, but this one is really easy to get into. I might also add that the story, while very good, is a bit predictable as well. Everyone seems to come out unscathed and this seemed to be a film that begged for an unhappy ending to make it a little more unique. Otherwise, a very ordinary, yet really good movie.


5) Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012 - Benh Zeitlin) 4/10I've said it before and I'll say it again: I just can't get into any movie that has a child as the main character. It's not even a moral high ground thing where I'm all like "children shouldn't be in the movies"; it's just that I'm not one of these "kids are so darn cute" kinda guys and all of the sweetness that this film was probably supposed to exude, was totally lost on me. I think the intended reaction at the end of this movie was for the audience to be in tears, but I was just glad that it was all coming to a close. Sure, it had a few moments of glory, but ultimately I was left scratching my head, wondering how in the world this got a Best Picture nod at that year's Oscars.


6) Zero Dark Thirty (2012 - Kathryn Bigelow) 4.5/10 I could say a lot of things about this movie and the type of people it depicts in a glowing light, but I'll keep my mouth shut, because I'm a non-controversial movie reviewer. As it is, I had a hard time getting through this one, simply because I'm anti-war film and always have been. Seriously, what's the deal with Kathryn Bigelow? First of all, where the hell did she come from anyway? I'm sure I'm not alone in saying I had never heard of Bigelow prior to "The Hurt Locker". Even back then, with a little research, I found that the only thing she'd directed that I'd seen was a vampire flick called "Near Dark" and that she'd been married to James Cameron. Then all of a sudden she makes a war picture and everybody goes ape for her. She's obviously a talented director, but lets hope she's got the war stuff out of her system.

The film, for me personally, bit the big one. I realize I lived through the entire hunt for Bin Laden, however, I pay absolutely no attention to CNN, MSNBC, FOX News or any of the other dozens of news channels and therefore, I wasn't up to speed on all of the jargon and the lingo. I'll give credit to the final forty minutes. The entire segment where the seal team breaches the compound is some EXCELLENT movie making and exciting to boot. However, it was too little too late for this movie goer.

And, oh yeah...I didn't care for Jessica Chastain either.


7) Life of Pi (2012 - Ang Lee) 8.5/10Is it just me or, despite this film's ultra religious main character, does this film promote agnosticism? And my research on this film has been nil since I watched it last night, so maybe this is a common knowledge fact about the movie, I don't know. Anyway, hear me out....

So in the film, we get two stories. The first, very long one sees Pi survive the shipwreck, only to take refuge on a lifeboat, along with a zebra, an orangutan, a hyena and a tiger. After a while the hyena kills the zebra and the orangutan, only to be eaten by the lion. Pi, fearing for his life against the tiger, builds a raft so that he and the tiger can coexist, without getting in each other's space (mainly without Pi getting eaten alive). This is pretty much the whole movie, until Pi is discovered near the end.

Then, as Pi recovers in the hospital, a couple of insurance adjusters visit him to try and come up with some answers as to why the boat wrecked. They take Pi's statement and have a hard time believing it, so Pi tells them an alternate story. In this story, Pi's mother, a sailor with a broken leg and the boat's cook all survive along with Pi, making it to the lifeboat. Once aboard, the cook kills the sailor and Pi's mother, only to be killed by Pi. In this version, Pi's mother is the orangutan, the sailor is the zebra, the cook is the hyena and Pi himself is the tiger. At the end, the man Pi is telling the story to is never actually told which story is the truth, but he's asked which story he prefers and picks the first one, where Pi and tiger survive.

Now then....

Despite never being told, I think it's suggested that the second story is the truth. Now, in my view, the two stories represent believing in God (the first story) and not believing in God (the second story). Here's why:

Pi imagines the story with him and the tiger as a coping mechanism for killing the cook. He doesn't want to deal with the reality that he watched his mother get murdered and then he himself turned into a murderer. Believing in God is sometimes referred to as a coping mechanism by atheists and agnostics, for regular people who need SOMETHING to believe in, something to help keep them going. Also, the second story is pretty cut & dry. Four of us survived, we killed each other until only I was left - that's that. Whereas the first story has a little more magic to it and is impossible to prove - kind of like the Bible, God, etc.

Now, I believe in God, but I also believe that the second story is probably the truth, in the confines of this fictional world. Boy, after writing all that I just have to sit here and kind of soak it all in. This film has definitely given me a lot to think about and I feel like I want to watch it again already to sort everything out and get my thoughts in order. As it is, this is a film that WILL make you think and there's never anything wrong with that. It's also one of the most beautiful pictures I've seen in recent memory. Sure, a lot of it is CGI (which I hate), but it's elegantly done and not as in your face as, say "The Hobbit"


8) Her (2013 - Spike Jonze) 6/10For the duration of a three minute theatrical trailer, I had no problem buying Joaquin Phoenix as a depressed thirty-something, living in the not so distant future and falling in love with his cell phone. In fact, I promptly added the film to my watch list, because 1) I consider myself a fan of both Phoenix and Jonze and 2) the whole film seemed like something unique and special enough to get me to fall in love with it. However, after seeing it at the theater tonight (my first trek out to the big screen in some five years), I left the multiplex feeling extremely disappointed with the finished product.

Look, two nights I staved off sleep until well past midnight (after awaking at 6:30 that morning) to watch "The Great Escape", a movie that has no wasted motions, squeezes every drop of juice out of every scene, has near flawless acting, a plot that sucks you in and makes you jump and jerk at just the right moments and leaves you feeling all sorts of things. I'm not saying we should be comparing "Her" to "The Great Escape", but what I am saying is that in 2013, fifty years after the release of that ultra fine POW film, it's sad to see that this is what passes for a Best Picture nominee - a man falling in love with his electronic device.

I'll give the filmmaker's all the credit in the world here; they really tried hard to sell me this story. It was never a joke, it was always meant to be taken 100% seriously, but I just couldn't help but continue to reference that episode of "Tbe Big Bang Theory" where Raj falls in love with Siri. In other words, despite everything they did to sell me this as something to be taken seriously, I just couldn't help but take the entire thing as something too silly to be truly moved by.

Sure, it's a fine love story, one that has no predecessor or duplicate. And, I will say that, if nothing else, the film LOOKS like a Best Picture winner. The cinematography was by far my favorite thing about the movie, with Jonze riding his camera right up into the actor's faces for some moving, powerful close-ups, but always knowing when to pull back and let us soak it all in. The music and the mood of the film was also spot on, as Karen O provides "The Moon Song" to maximum effect and Jonze accompanies that with a tone filled with melancholy.

Maybe if this was ten years ago, at a time when I hadn't grown into such a persnickety film goer, I would've loved this film...maybe. As it is, I'm not saying the film is bad by any means. It's an above average picture and Phoenix does his job well. And hell, maybe I can even blame my dislike on the fact that I hadn't been to theater in nearly five years and I'm used to watching movies in the comfort of my own bedroom, on the small screen. Perhaps, if I'd waited for the DVD, I'd have been more pleased...who knows. However, I think I stand by my opinions. Perhaps if my hopes hadn't been so high, I would've been more accepting, but with all that being said, I'd call it a disappointing film overall.

Call it a 5.5/10, maybe a '6' and perhaps a rewatch once I've had time to soak everything is will make for a better opinion.



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Well that about wraps 'er all up. No "Me vs. TV" this month, because I'm just not in the mood and because I really haven't been watching a lot of TV, or anything worth talking about anyway. 

February 9/2014  5:46pm

775. Mujeres al borde de un ataque de nervios/Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (1988)


Running Time: 89 minutes
Directed By: Pedro Almodovar
Written By: Pedro Almodovar
Main Cast: Carmen Maura, Antonio Banderas, Julieta Serrano, Rossy de Palma, Maria Barranco
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ALMODOVAR CONTINUES TO IMPRESS!

Moving right along, we come to the 797th film watched and I just can't believe that with the watching of just four more movies, I'll only have 200 remaining. It seems like only yesterday...but this is neither the time, nor the place to get into that spiel. On with the review...


This is the third Almodovar film I've seen and after loving both "Talk to Her" and "All About My Mother", I was really looking forward to this one. We begin with by meeting Ivan, a voiceover actor, who, upon the film's opening, calls his lover Pepa (Maura) and leaves her a message telling her that he's going to be leaving town and he'd like her to pack him a bag. He tells her he loves her and spouts a bunch of sweet nothings, but you can tell he's not being genuine. Then we meet Pepa, who is indeed on the verge of losing her mind, as she wants to see Ivan, find out where he's going and just talk to him. She searches high and low for him, but keeps missing him. In her frustration, she re-records her answering machine message as a direct message to him, telling him to leave a message telling her where he is and when they can see one another. It turns out, that Ivan is stepping out on Pepa and heading to Stockholm, on a vacation with his new lover, Paulina. Meanwhile, Ivan's wife has recently been released from the mental hospital, having been sent there by her infidel husband and Ivan's son, Carlos (Banderas) is trying to protect her from him, while also trying to maintain his own relationship with Marisa (de Palma). Also, there's Pepa's friend, Candela (Barranco), who comes calling for Pepa's help when she has a night of passion with a Shiite terrorist and is afraid that the cops might be after her. it turns out that the Shiite terrorists are plotting a hijack attempt...on the plane that Ivan and Paulina will be taking to Stockholm.


THE BOOK tries to downplay the farcial/screwball aspects of this film, but that's what it is, plan & simple and I loved nearly every minute of it! Sure, it's also an Almodovar film, which means it also has unique, gorgeous cinematography; top notch writing/directing, fantastic dialogue and a story that not only serves the purposes of hilarity, but is also quality stuff. I may not have liked it as much as "All About My Mother" and I definitely didn't like it as much as "Talk to Her", but it's an early work from Almodovar and it's still really, really good. However, because it's what I do, I must do a little bit of nitpicking.

One thing I wish they'd done was do something more with the idea that Pepa and Ivan were voiceover actors. Wouldn't it have been great to film a scene where Pepa and Ivan were having a conversation with each other, expressing their own feelings, while the audience saw it as, say Sterling Hayden talking to Joan Crawford? It seemed like a very Almodovar movie to film a scene like that and as soon as I saw that the two were voiceover actors, I thought immediately that there'd be a scene like that, but I was wrong. They hint at it early on, while Ivan is doing voiceover work on "Johnny Guitar", but it never really pans out. Perhaps it's something Almodovar himself even thought of and maybe even filmed, but it got cut - who knows. I'd also do some nitpicking on the writing. Granted, I just said in the above paragraph that the writing was brilliant, however, this was pretty run of the mill, screwball type stuff. Sure, the writing IS brilliant and I loved all the coincidental/mistaken identity/farce stuff, but I think I expected just a little more intricacy from Almodovar.


But, those are just nitpicky things and really, I'm fine with the film just the way it was. Apparently there was a Broadway show of this too, but it ended in early 2011. I bet that was a lot of fun and I'd have loved to experience that. I have to say though, without the vivacious Carmen Maura, they were missing a lot of the magic of the story. With a little research, I find that Maura was actually Almodovar's muse for many years and it's not hard to see why. He made her look brilliant and she was spectacular enough on her own. I have to say, I really need to see the rest of Almodovar's filmography now, because I loved these three so much, it makes me wonder how many more gems are hiding throughout his body of work. Many, I'm sure.

RATING: 8/10  Nice to see a movie hit an '8' and it's just another, last minute movie to consider, heading into the making of the TOP 20, in a few days.

MOVIES WATCHED: 797
MOVIES LEFT TO WATCH: 204

February 9, 2014  5:10pm

Saturday, February 8, 2014

818. Hitlerjunge Salomon/Europa Europa (1990)


Running Time: 113 minutes
Directed By: Agnieszka Holland
Written By: Agnieszka Holland, from book by Salomon Perel
Main Cast: Marco Hofschneider, Rene Hofschneider, Julie Delpy, Piotr Kozlowski, Andrew Wilms
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INCOGNITO

I've been meaning to watch this one during this season, because it's the final film from the decade of the 90s, save for the five that I saved back for the grand finale ("The Matrix", "Braveheart", "Unforgiven", "Terminator 2" and "Hearts of Darkness" - don't expect those until the end, unless they are put on a wait by Netflix or something, in which case I'll do them whenever I can get my hands on them). Anyway, we've got more World War II and more Nazism lined up, so here we go...


The film's plot is pretty cut & dry. The film is set in Germany, where a family of Jews live. The film focuses on one member of the family in particular: Salomon Perel, the son of shoe store owner and one of four siblings who comes from a very loving home. Of course, everything is roses until the Nazi regime is established and war breaks out. At first, prior to the start of the war, but following the Nazi occupation, Salomon's father moves the clan to Poland, where he feels they'll be safe. However, as history has taught us, Poland was a terrible idea, considering that the Nazi's take a pretty aggressive stronghold on that country, ultimately sending Solly's parents to the ghetto and sending Solly and Issac (his brother) out to fend for themselves and try to survive. Issac is captured right away, but Salomon manages to find himself in a Soviet orphanage, where he denounces religion and becomes a loyal communist. From there, the Soviet is taken by the Nazis and Solly manages to convince the Nazi soldiers that he's NOT Jewish, mainly by his ability to speak German. It turns out that Solly is an asset to the Germans, being able to speak both their language and Russian, he works for the Nazis as an interpreter. Salomon struggles to keep his circumcised penis a secret, which becomes difficult when he attracts the attentions of not only a homosexual, fellow Nazi, but also a pretty, young, very anti-semitic Leni (Delpy).

SPOILER ALERT!


I realize that this film is based on a true story, but I really wish they'd took more liberties and dramatized the story a little bit more. What you had here was probably the most suspenseful blueprint for a film I've ever seen and instead of being super intense, the film falls flat and we the viewer end up sitting back in our chairs, instead of on the edge where we should be. It seemed like Salomon's being found out began and ended with his penis and whether or not he could keep others from getting a load of it. Weren't there other tip offs that could've been exploited? Someone recognizing him, maybe or perhaps a German officer questioning about his papers, which aren't in order? I realize that both of those things actually do happen, but they're quickly put to rest and everything is hunky dory again. And the thing that really gets me, is that he is never found out. He ends up surrendering and having to convince Allied forces that he is in fact a Jew and it's not until his brother identifies him, that he's saved. It's not that I hated it or anything, it's just that it could've been so much more than it was and all that it ended up being was just another WWII movie, set during the Holocaust.


Otherwise, it's a fine film, I suppose. But not one that I'd write home about or anything. It's well acted, looks good and provides an easy to follow story, even if you're not a Holocaust/WWII buff. The movie flows along quite nicely, with me only stopping to check the elapsed time once or twice. Like I said though, despite a nice flow, I will say that they could've done so much more and with the premise that they had, compated to what they actually present and it should've flowed a lot smoother than it did. What could've been a '10/10', edge of your seat and heartbreaking movie, turned out to be just another movie and that about sums up this one.

RATING: 6/10  I dig Holocaust films, but I don't dig WWII movies and here's hoping there's not many more.

MOVIES WATCHED: 796
MOVIES LEFT TO WATCH: 205

February 8, 2014  4:47pm

Sins of Omission - Entry #94: ZODIAC (2007)

Running Time: 157 minutes Directed By: David Fincher  Written By: James Vanderbilt, based on the book by Robert Graysmith Main Cast : Jake...